Messy Eater Humorist Gifts

'Honey, your burrito is getting away.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"I feel like I can't trust myself around food."

'It was probably the curds and whey that really frightened Miss Muffet away.'

"Skunk! How is it?"

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'Sorry,Sir - we only have the one.'

"Gesundheit!"

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Messy Eater

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?"

'No dinner for me mum. I don't want to spoil my appetite for in between meal, snacks.'