Fussy Eater Humor Gifts

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'How is the water prepared?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"Skunk! How is it?"

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

"Please mum, please!"