Fussy Eater Sympathizer Gifts

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

"David doesn't like manna."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'How is the water prepared?'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'