Fussy Eater Fan Gifts

'How is the water prepared?'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Skunk! How is it?"

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

"Please mum, please!"