'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'
Fussy Eating Fan Gifts
Searching for a gift for the fussily gourmet? Our collection offers witty mugs, tee-shirts, pillows, and prints that humorously embrace the picky eater's charm. Ideal for adding a touch of fun to their dining and lounging routines, these gifts turn fussiness into a playful statement. Whether it's their love of picky eating or an amusing take on food quirks, find something special that celebrates their unique palate with a smile.
"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."
"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."
"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."
'How is the water prepared?'
"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"
"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."
"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."
Out to Scrunch.
"Michael, do your dinner."
'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
Texas Dashboard Organizer
"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."
"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"
'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'
"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."
'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'
"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"
"Do I have to eat the cherry?"
'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'
'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'
'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'
Picasso paints AND eats like a child!
"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."
"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."
'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'
101 Placenta Recipes
'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'
'I love the simplicity of this place!'
"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"
"Please mum, please!"
"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"
'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'
"Where do you draw the line?"
'Mom. . . not worms again!'
Fussy Eating Fan Gifts Collection
Fussy Eating Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that playfully celebrate fussiness—perfect for coffee lovers with quirky food preferences. Click to find a mug that makes every sip fun.
Fussy Eating Fan Pillows
Add some humor and personality to their home decor with pillows celebrating fussiness. Great for lounging and sparking conversations with a fun twist.
Fussy Eating Fan Prints
Brighten up their space with prints that humorously capture the picky eater's charm. Our artwork makes a delightful gift for those who love to show off their unique tastes.
Fussy Eating Fan T-Shirts
Find your new favorite T-shirt with witty slogans about fussy eating. Perfect for casual wear and showcasing their playful personality. Shop now for fun, food-themed tees.