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'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'How is the water prepared?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

Out to Scrunch.

"Michael, do your dinner."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

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"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

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'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

"Please mum, please!"

"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

"Where do you draw the line?"

'Mom. . . not worms again!'