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'How is the water prepared?'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Skunk! How is it?"

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'