Fussy Eater Sympathizer Pillows

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

"David doesn't like manna."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'How is the water prepared?'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'