Messy Eater's Fun Gifts

"Gesundheit!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Babies who Lunch.

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'It's a chocolate patch!'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

Messy Eater

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

'I don't mind the meat being carved at the table, but do the potatoes have to be mashed at the table?'

Esp Pizza - You'll get it before you order it, or it's free!

What's for dinner? Leftunders!