Messy Eaters Club Gifts

"We all wear our desserts in one way or another."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

Messy Eater

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

"Gesundheit!"

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"I'm not really a finicky eater, but someone has to maintain some standards around here."

'I don't mind the meat being carved at the table, but do the potatoes have to be mashed at the table?'

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

'Some food missed my mouth.'

My little brother's a child of many moods, and judging from his appearance, also many flavors.

'Must you practise karate on your egg every morning?'

'The bath didn't work.'

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

"What happened to you?" "I've been eating blackberry pie!"

'Folks call me 'Noodles!'"