Fussy Eater Club Gifts

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'How is the water prepared?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Michael, do your dinner."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

The wrong approach to getting a child to take medicine.

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

"Please mum, please!"