Fussy Eaters Club Gifts

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'How is the water prepared?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

The wrong approach to getting a child to take medicine.

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'