Messy Eaters Club Prints

I've been told I eat like a stable hand. Let's not insult stable hands.

"We all wear our desserts in one way or another."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

Messy Eater

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"Gesundheit!"

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

"I'm not really a finicky eater, but someone has to maintain some standards around here."

'I don't mind the meat being carved at the table, but do the potatoes have to be mashed at the table?'

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

'Folks call me 'Noodles!'"

'Some food missed my mouth.'

'The bath didn't work.'

'Must you practise karate on your egg every morning?'