Messy Eater Manager Gifts

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Kitchen Kapers

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

Cooking With Pollock.

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Babies who Lunch.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"Wet wipe?"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'The cat did it.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"