Messy Eater Manager Mugs

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Kitchen Kapers

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Babies who Lunch.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"Wet wipe?"

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'The cat did it.'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."