Mix-n-match Muncher Prints

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Full English Breakfast.

Alphabet soup

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Munch Master.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"You asked for runny!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Football today

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"I don't care what's first, the chicken or the egg, fetch me some breakfast!"