Cloud Snacker Gifts

Eating in Heaven.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

Breakfast surreal.

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"You complete me."

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Because it's there!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"