Chip Cruncher Pillows

'No, you can't have potato chips. I swear, you kids never want something good for you, like bait.'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Little league world series of poker.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

loan

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Tonight's Lecture: Your share of the national debt. That explains my credit rating.

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

"Cough cough"

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

'Will that be on your store charge?'

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

I'm using fossil fuel.

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'A bit gritty about the collar, but hey, what the heck, I'll take it!'

Solicitor Reading House Deeds

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

'No, it's not a black hole... it's their market going south.'

"We ran your credit rating and came up with a negative number."

OUT of ORDER

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!'

Banker Nightmares.

"Help yourself to a fortune cookie while the ball is warming up."

"Bad breath! Bad."

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

The Family Inactive - Couch Potatoes/Rug Spuds.

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

'How much do you want?'

Risk, Benefit and Public Hysteria.