Chip Chomper Pillows

You know what sounds good right now? Chips.

OUT of ORDER

Little league world series of poker.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

'I thought she'd never leave.'

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Careful...she bites."

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'But toothache is the worst!'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

Seagulls

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"I like you - you're so bubbly!"

"Bad breath! Bad."

'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'