Chocolate Chomper Pillows

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

Dog with Flowers and Chocolates.

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

"You are what you eat. . . and I plan to be very sweet to you later."

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'But toothache is the worst!'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

Every dog except the chow has a pink tongue: The chow's tongue is jet black.

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

OUT of ORDER

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

Strange Easter bunny

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

"I like you - you're so bubbly!"

Emoji Ice Cream

"Yes, chocolate's O.K. in moderation. Next question?"

"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."