Chip Dipper Pillows

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"He changed channels, listened...and his news bubble exploded!"

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

'I thought she'd never leave.'

'I love working with my hands.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

It's fun being bad with dad.

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"My chips need more salsa."

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

OUT of ORDER

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

Seagulls

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'