String Saver Gifts

"Why do you have a string tied around your finger, Tia Carmen?"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

Cash Rebate

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

World Meat Consumptiom

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

Daylight saving

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

"It's a slow hit man!"

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

Then and Now

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"