Light Saver Gifts

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Daylight saving

Middle Age: When a man turns out the light sfor economic reasons rather than for romantic ones!

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

A gap between the solar panels

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

A collective sigh of relief.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Hope...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'It's a hybrid.'

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."