Daylight Savers Gifts

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

The Environmentalist

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

A collective sigh of relief.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Coastguard

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Oh - It's you.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Climate Crisis

From trash to treasure

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

G20 - what now?

Coronavirus and Atlas

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

Save the tree.

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

The Finger.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...