Daylight Saving Enthusiast Gifts

Animals and Daylight Savings Time. . .

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

"You're late."

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

Bio. Your paper on photosynthesis is due Wednesday. English. The quiz on Thoreau's nature writing is on Wednesday. History. Read the chapter on how frontier expansion affected the environment for Wednesday. Teachers have totally polluted Earth Day.

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

Daylight Saving

'We are a committee of clocks, you idiot. What do you mean you forgot to record the minutes?'

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!

'I was going to make a pledge, not to turn on my Furnace before November first...But then I got cold feet.'

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

"If I could time travel, I'd go back to the hour we lost when the clocks changed to British Summer Time."

'I hate daylight saving time!'

What? The night light helps me fall asleep.

"I can tell when Spring is just around the corner ... I can't see out the window."

'I hate military time.'

The joys of daylight saving

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

"Hi. I'm Murphy."

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

'To be perfectly honest, I don't understand the International Date Line myself.'

'I wouldn't have any savings at all if it weren't for daylight savings time.'

neighborhood christmas decorations

'You're early.'

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

'Did you get a chance to change the clocks yet?'

"The time study shows that everyone is watching the clock."

Sleep rinse.