Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.
Daylight Saving Sceptic Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to your daylight saving skeptic? Explore our humorous collection showcasing your stance on the biannual clock change. From quirky mugs to funny t-shirts, our products are designed to resonate with your perspective. Share your humorous take on daylight saving with gifts that are as clever as they are relatable.
"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."
"I don't believe in you!"
"I don't like space."
Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w
"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."
'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'
"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."
The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.
"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"
'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'
"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."
Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.
"I've never hated Christmas, just people."
"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"
"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"
Daylight Saving
"So much for global warming!"
'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.'
Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.
Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.
The world can fry like a chip and end tomorrow as far as I'm concerned! I've made sure all my money is safe.
"Hi Honey, don't forget to set your clock in the studio ahead today."
"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?
"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."
"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."
'I hate daylight saving time!'
"A completely new concept in Television, a Vorderman free channel!!"
'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'
'We can't have a centrally planned economy, but we can have a centrally planned ecology.'
The joys of daylight saving
"I can tell when Spring is just around the corner ... I can't see out the window."
"No wonder they leave the house every day: daytime TV is awful..."
Collateral Santa
'Mr. Humbug'
Daylight Saving Sceptic Gifts Collection
Daylight Saving Sceptic Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs that humorously oppose daylight saving time. Perfect for skeptics who like their coffee straight and their clocks on standard time.
Daylight Saving Sceptic Pillows
Bring humor into your home with pillows that poke fun at daylight saving skepticism. Comfortable, decorative, and fun.
Daylight Saving Sceptic Prints
Browse our prints that feature playful takes on resisting daylight saving time. A clever addition to any skeptic’s wall.
Daylight Saving Sceptic T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that boldly declare your skepticism about daylight saving. Great for everyday wear and making a statement.