Daylight Saver Gifts

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'I wouldn't have any savings at all if it weren't for daylight savings time.'

'Is my biological clock on standard or daylight savings time?'

'They've come up with something called 'Daylight Saving Time,' and I'm darned if I can understand it.'

'I hate daylight saving time!'

"I can tell when Spring is just around the corner ... I can't see out the window."

The joys of daylight saving

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Evolution.

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

A collective sigh of relief.

Hope...

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Climate Crisis

Wildlife Tree

The Finger.

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."

Protection for the world

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Coronavirus and Atlas

G20 - what now?

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

"Help us!!"