Daylight Saving Survivalist Gifts

Fred hated springing forward when Daylight Saving Time begins.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Just a little seasoning...

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Working Environment

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

Running out of Gas.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Drawing on an island.

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Monday morning is nigh.

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'