Daylight Savings Skeptic Gifts

"The clocks have to go back this weekend, and I can't find the receipts!"

"I don't believe in you!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"I don't like space."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

Daylight Saving

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.'

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

"Hi Honey, don't forget to set your clock in the studio ahead today."

'For my 40th he took me to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you, so I divorced him.'

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

'Okay. . . all in favour of a growing older or 'Birthday tax', please blow out the candles.'

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

"If I could time travel, I'd go back to the hour we lost when the clocks changed to British Summer Time."

"I can tell when Spring is just around the corner ... I can't see out the window."

Collateral Santa

"A completely new concept in Television, a Vorderman free channel!!"

The joys of daylight saving

'I hate daylight saving time!'

"No wonder they leave the house every day: daytime TV is awful..."