Daylight Saving Skeptics Gifts

"If I could time travel, I'd go back to the hour we lost when the clocks changed to British Summer Time."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I don't like space."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

Snow days are overrated. True that. Texting is impossible in mittens!

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

'Isn't it terrible how they've gone and ruined everything!'

"No wonder they leave the house every day: daytime TV is awful..."

The joys of daylight saving

'I hate daylight saving time!'

"I can tell when Spring is just around the corner ... I can't see out the window."

'I wouldn't have any savings at all if it weren't for daylight savings time.'

Animals and Daylight Savings Time. . .

'They've come up with something called 'Daylight Saving Time,' and I'm darned if I can understand it.'

'Is my biological clock on standard or daylight savings time?'

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'

'They've come up with something called 'Daylight Saving Time,' and I'm darned if I can understand it.'

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"Apparently, nobody up there gives a crap that daylight-saving time is over."

"I am pleased they didn't reduce the voting age."

Fred hated springing forward when Daylight Saving Time begins.

"The clocks have to go back this weekend, and I can't find the receipts!"

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