Savings Skeptics Gifts

Throwing Money Away

Standard & Poor

The private sector is a parasite on the economy.

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

EuroPygmees

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Of course, you're welcome to a second opinion from our HMO's insurance executive.'

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

Your Money Back if and when We Feel Like It.

Money falling down a black hole

Victims of Financial Consultant's

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

"There's a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called corporate banking."

"It's time once again for Jesus to chase the money changers from the temple."

Research For Money

Politicians and Budget Cuts.

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

"He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown."

'There's no money to provide 'Care in the Community'...but we have just enough to move him into the carpark!'

Look thru the hole to see budget savings: 'I don't see anything in there...'

"For me, crime pays for what Medicare doesn't cover."

24hr Loans - Closed all day.

'Ugh! Savings sprees are so dull.'