Banking Skeptics Gifts

Your Money Back if and when We Feel Like It.

It's either a phantom withdrawal or a new bank service charge.

Standard & Poor

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

Bank Robbery Statistics

The private sector is a parasite on the economy.

We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million.

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt).

So, you'd like a battery of unnecessary tests that aren't covered by insurance .. Are you sure about this? Doctor-Assisted Financial Suicide.

EuroPygmees

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

see no evil...hear no evil...SEC can't even spell evil

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

'I can remember when banks competed for customers...Now its shareholders.'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'Actually, trickle-down economics is over with ? what you hear now is the sound of special interests drooling.'

Victims of Financial Consultant's

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

Trouble at the U.S. Federal Reserve.

STRIP Hambone: Random Number Generator

Greed Is Getting Back to Normal

'First it's global warming, now they say we've got negative equity.'