Savings Skeptics Pillows

Throwing Money Away

Standard & Poor

How Trickle Down Economics Work

The private sector is a parasite on the economy.

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

So, you'd like a battery of unnecessary tests that aren't covered by insurance .. Are you sure about this? Doctor-Assisted Financial Suicide.

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

EuroPygmees

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Of course, you're welcome to a second opinion from our HMO's insurance executive.'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

Victims of Financial Consultant's

Your Money Back if and when We Feel Like It.

Money falling down a black hole

"It's time once again for Jesus to chase the money changers from the temple."

Research For Money

"There's a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called corporate banking."

Greed Is Getting Back to Normal

Yes, we do sell house insurance and life insurance, but I don't think you need both.

Politicians and Budget Cuts.

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

"He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown."

'There's no money to provide 'Care in the Community'...but we have just enough to move him into the carpark!'

24hr Loans - Closed all day.

Please Deposit $.50 For The Return Of Your ATM Card.

'Ruddy customers have NO idea of the costs power companies have to cover!'

How America Was Re-Won