Budget Skeptic Pillows

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

'There's no money to provide 'Care in the Community'...but we have just enough to move him into the carpark!'

Look thru the hole to see budget savings: 'I don't see anything in there...'

"And Boris caims all his spending plans will be financed by winnings on investing £1000 a week in Eurolottery tickets..."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Footing The Bill

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

Little Taxes.

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

'Here's your 'Christmas Festive Fayre' menu...everything is off except the beans.'

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

Cost of the military.

Money falling down a black hole

Politicians and Budget Cuts.

Research For Money

How America Was Re-Won

'Ugh! Savings sprees are so dull.'

'We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt.... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts...'

Road to nowhere, made possible by surplus highway funds.

Sheila Fraser's To-Do List.

"I'm telling you, we already cut the fat."

The Inaugural Ball

'My new book is a perfect fit for 'Austerity Britain', it's incredibly cheap...but you do have to write it yourself.'

Fiscal Hypochondria

'Due to cuts, the school will only be open 6 to 10 on Sunday night.'

Joint Strike Fighter