Bottle Hugger Gifts

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Baloneystini

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Wine Talking

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Pony Love...

Eco-tourist

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Amateurs de vin...

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'

'You've Had Enough.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Have I (hic) godda deal for you."

'No wonder they call themselves Miracle Vineyards. The label says this red is 50 Merlot, 50 Cabernet and 50 Sangiovese.'

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.