Bottle Hunter Gifts

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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Bottletrees.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Ad Valorem

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Submarine

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"Over there - an island!"

Great Moments in Beer

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I've got sea mail."

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'