Bottle Hoarder Gifts

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'It's the worst part about going from being a wine collector to a wine retailer - I just can't bear to part with any of them!'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

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A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

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Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Young Geeks.

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Submarine

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'