Bottle Hoarder Mugs

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'It's the worst part about going from being a wine collector to a wine retailer - I just can't bear to part with any of them!'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Ad Valorem

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

Young Geeks.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Over there - an island!"

Submarine

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Great Moments in Beer