Beer Hoarder Gifts

Man emerges from baby changing room, having changed his baby for a crate of beer.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Beers

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Snowmobull

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beer Stall

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"