Bottle Hunter Pillows

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Ad Valorem

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Great Moments in Beer

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"There's water up here, all right!"

Submarine

"I've got sea mail."

"Over there - an island!"

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."