Bottle Bragger Gifts

"I heard about the California wine glut and I'm committed to doing my part to end it."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

Bottletrees.

Wino Appreciation Group

"Your shout!"

Wine Talking

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Wine: New and Old.

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Submarine

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Great Moments in Beer

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'

Wine from all regions.

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'