Bottle Bragger Gifts

"I heard about the California wine glut and I'm committed to doing my part to end it."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

Wino Appreciation Group

Wine Talking

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Wine: New and Old.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"There's water up here, all right!"

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

Submarine

Great Moments in Beer

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

Wine from all regions.

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'