Bottle Opener Gifts

"Quick swig first?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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Bottletrees.

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

"Your shout!"

Wine Talking

Wino Appreciation Group

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"I'm addicted to water."

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

Bottle tossing

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Submarine

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Great Moments in Beer

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'