Bottle Flipping Enthusiast Gifts

Bottle tossing

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Recycling bottle bank.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'You have a friend request.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Submarine

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I've got sea mail."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

Amateurs de vin...

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Message In Bottle In Bottle

Desert Island Messages

Flip This Housecoat

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

Tanked tanker.