Bottle Flipping Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bottle tossing

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Recycling bottle bank.

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You have a friend request.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Submarine

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"I've got sea mail."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

Amateurs de vin...

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

Flip This Housecoat

Message In Bottle In Bottle

Desert Island Messages

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

Tanked tanker.

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'