Bottle-popping Pro T-Shirts

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Recycling bottle bank.

Wine Talking

'It's for you.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Bottle tossing

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Submarine

Recycling

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

"I've got sea mail."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Amateurs de vin...

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

Wine Cosy

Bottle bank giving loans to a man on a desert island.

'Doing fine, thanks. I've narrowed it down to one of these.'

"Welcome Gentlemen, to the screwtop focus group..."

'You may have already won...more to come.'

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'