Bottle-popping Pro T-Shirts

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Recycling bottle bank.

'It's for you.'

Wine Talking

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Bottle tossing

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Submarine

Recycling

"I've got sea mail."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

Amateurs de vin...

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

Wine Cosy

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

"Welcome Gentlemen, to the screwtop focus group..."

'Doing fine, thanks. I've narrowed it down to one of these.'

Bottle bank giving loans to a man on a desert island.

'You may have already won...more to come.'

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'