Bottle Opener Aficionado T-Shirts

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Quick swig first?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'You have a friend request.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Bottle tossing

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Now you can send it."

"I've got sea mail."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

Submarine

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

Message In Bottle In Bottle

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

Desert Island Messages

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'