Bottle Opener Aficionado Mugs

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Quick swig first?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'You have a friend request.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Bottle tossing

"Now you can send it."

"I've got sea mail."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

Submarine

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

Desert Island Messages

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'