Bottle Balancing Aficionado Gifts

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Desert Island Dating.

Money mangagement see-saw.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Life-Work Balance.

'You have a friend request.'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Bottle tossing

Submarine

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

"I've got sea mail."

"I just needed some 'me' time."

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

'You really need to start watching what you eat, make sure your meals are balanced, and try to resist weighting yourself every day...'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."