Bottle Balancing Aficionado Mugs

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Desert Island Dating.

Money mangagement see-saw.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Life-Work Balance.

'You have a friend request.'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Bottle tossing

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

Submarine

"I've got sea mail."

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

"I just needed some 'me' time."

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,