Screwtop Bottle Aficionado Gifts

"Welcome Gentlemen, to the screwtop focus group..."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Screw plastic surgeon.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Bottle tossing

Submarine

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

"I've got sea mail."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Amateurs de vin...

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

Message In Bottle In Bottle

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

I like a screw-cap for the convenience, but I like a cork for

"But you told me to invest more money in the product of screws!"

Bottle bank giving loans to a man on a desert island.

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

'You may have already won...more to come.'

Plugged progress

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

Bucket List